I image some of these artists prefer their six strings to be made of yarn, Chelsea and I came up with these. With Tim McClaw going to Chelsea's sister Colleen
Johnny Cats (Johnny Cash) - Self explanatory, he's the Cat in black! He'll walk the line for you assuming the line leads to his litterbox. He's killed a mouse in Reno just to watch it die, then to present to you for your approval. He's been married before but in his second marriage to his wife...
June Catsy Cats (June Carter Cash) - she's a sleek and beautiful one who is the only one that is able to tame the ring of fire in Johnny's heart. Feel free to call any boy kitten this pair makes Sue.
Alan Catson - Famed singer of the song "Catahoochee"
Tim McClaw - I had a bbq stain on my white t-shirt but I obsessively licked it off with my self grooming
Kitty Chesney - I can't figure out a way to work out "she thinks my tractor is sexy" joke
Keith Puuurrrban - for your Australian breeds
Meowrle Haggard - A stretch to say the least, so I guess I'll hold off on any more for right and I'll just stay here and drink (milk(out of a saucer))
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